i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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