I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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