I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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