Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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