she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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