vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize