i permit you to call me
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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