Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
accomplished twins. life is a go
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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