He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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