and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I had to cum in my sink.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
