Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
