so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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