no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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