You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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