i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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