This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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