i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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