Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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