you would pick up someone in the library
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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