Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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