this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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