the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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