She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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