whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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