flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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