school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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