kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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