He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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