when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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