i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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