"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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