Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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