Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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