question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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