The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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