Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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