Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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