PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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