its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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