just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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