I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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