Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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