either way he was missing a nipple.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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