i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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