just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I have post one night stand depression
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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