UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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