Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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