Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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