The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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