the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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