one two three fourrrrnication!
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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