I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We don't watch enough power rangers
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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